Shit Girls Say

Are there stereotypes in here? Yes. Does every woman say these things? No.

Do enough of them say things like this to make this a surprisingly funny and accurate spoof? Hell, yes.

So please, laugh, enjoy, and share with your friends.

What other things do women say that aren’t included in this video?

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  1. 1
    sthrnphoenix

    Maybe my sense of humor is underdeveloped, but I didn’t really find it funny.  Not offensive either, just sort of blah.  Maybe this is more funny to men than to women?

  2. 2
    Jessica

    Funny!  I am totally guilty of doing more than half of those things!  LOL Twinsies!

  3. 3
    Michelle

    OMG, I thought this was hysterical!  I saw myself in so many of these scenarios, I never realized…so true.

    What’s missing is:  I have to go to the ladies room, do you have to go?  

    Love it, I’m sharing this video…     

  4. 4
    Dan

    I also thought this video was not at all funny. There was nothing remarkable about it. In fact, the repetition was annoying.

  5. 5
    Jackie Holness

    HIGHlarious!

  6. 6
    maria

    Honestly, Evan, though I generally respect and appreciate you. you are supposed to be a WRITER. I always thought that this meant a talented person who could craft thoughts and ideas in an exceptional way…using his exceptional vocabulary and language skills.
    When I opened my e-mail and saw the title of this entry, I was DISGUSTED. I won’t even bother to read it, if you, or the person you are citing, couldn’t even bother to find a word that doesn’t mean excrement to express an idea or observation. I feel that you are becoming part of  “The Dumbing Down of America.” by placing this video on your site.
    One more stunt like this and I will be an EX-subscriber.
    I am so disappointed!
    Thanks for listening.
     

    1. 6.1
      Evan Marc Katz

      Thank you, Maria, for your candid feedback. Best of luck with your future dating endeavors.

      Evan

  7. 7
    Lynn

    Hilarious!  Especially the crunching potato chips part!

  8. 8
    Jane

    This was really funny, and love the wig! i’m glad you posted it, it lightens things up for the weekend.
    My more serious reaction would be that it kind of implies that women are all Valley Girls with low intelligence. In truth, I know some sharp, amazing women who talk a little like this some of the time…. but hey!  guys still love us!
    Evan, in all fairness you should try and find a clip of how guys talk…. that might be even funnier for us girls. Thanks for the levity.
     
     

    1. 8.1
      Evan Marc Katz

      There is a clip of a woman impersonating a man. I didn’t find it as funny. Maybe it was because she spoke like a guy on Jersey Shore. The best one I saw was a black woman imitating a white woman. Find it on YouTube, you won’t be disappointed.

  9. 9
    LS

    I ironically watched all three episodes this morning before I saw that you had posted it. Hysterical! Especially episode 2.
    Hilariously true — thanks for sharing!

  10. 10
    LS

    Yes, I saw that one too! Very funny.

  11. 11
    nancy

    I love these clips…hilarious! thanks for brightening my weekend

  12. 12
    ValleyForgeLady

    Maria….what makes you laugh?  I think it is great to laugh at ourselves!  I loved all of the other parodies!

    Great break from all the serious stuff that is happening!  

  13. 13
    Ellen

    other things we say:

    “Do you have any candy?”
    “Do you have any chocolate?”
    “Can I have a sip of your wine, beer, coke, Diet Coke, _____, ________”
    “Do you have any tampons?”
    “Is he single?”
    “I’ve GOT to have those shoes!”
    “I would kill for your hair, skin, body, that dress, those shoes, _______; _________.
    “Is he straight?”
    “He was a jerk and he can’t kiss at all.”
    And in the South, some version of the following:

    “Her house is lovely, bless her heart, but her children are little monsters”
     

  14. 14
    Ileana

    Personally, i didn’t find this funny. However, i found the other video about sh*t black girls say waaaay funnier… and plus, those aren’t only black girls reacting like that… Especially the ‘do you love me’ line. Always cracks me up to hear it. Was it because of PC reasons that you decided NOT to put the link with the black girls? Just wondering :P

  15. 15
    BeenThruTheWars

    Evan, you’re going to have to give us more than that to go on, re the clip you mentioned…

  16. 16
    FashionMaven

    ROTFL!  My favorite one was the greeting scream… My friends and I SO do that… and the scream gets up to deafening levels when it’s a long-lost friend or someone you are surprised to randomly run into.
     
    And the mouthing scenes were funny… the one where she’s mouthing she’s on the phone…
     
    Hysterical.
     
     

  17. 17
    Nicole

    I think that what makes this hilarious is that he does for broke with the clothing(and he has surprisingly good legs in those heels and skirts) and the wig and I think he just nails the tone of the way that a certain type of 20 something female talks to her friends…

    So if this was just a list, it wouldn’t work, but getting acted out, yes, it feels like being in grad school or a bar or a store with young American women.  

    I think it’s interesting that some women take umbrage with it b/c it’s basically the truncated You Tube version of Sex in the City…and I didn’t hear a lot of women getting upset with that portrayal of a specific demographic of urban, well-heeled 30-40 something women.  

    I kind of get tired of people who take any kind of satire as being offensive.  Some things are offensive, but in my female opinion, this isn’t one of them.   

  18. 18
    Nicole

    Oh sorry for the double post but the one by Chescaleigh where she imitates a white women captures a lot of the things that get said to black women by their white “friends.”  And people are mad about that one too…

    She too does a great job impersonating a certain type of young and privileged girl too. 

  19. 19
    Susan

    I’m 47 and my teenage sons showed me this clip last week.  I think it is hilarious – those guys really pegged a majority of females, including tone and inflection in voice!!! While I don’t say “twinsies” or scream when I see other females, I do say just about everything else spoofed.

    There is another video Shit Guys Say which if a former beer ad and definitely right on also.

    http://youtu.be/KhYzH08MlLU  

    It is daily that I wonder how males and females can possibly spend their lives together when they are inherently so different. I hate to say it but our evolutionary history says women live in groups and raise children while the men are really here to populate the earth.  If God truly wanted us to mate for life, he wouldn’t have made men so frustrating!!! It’s very easy to conceive a baby and to give birth relative to having a lasting relationship with the opposite sex. Think about it.  

  20. 20
    starthrower68

    Oh for the love of Mike, are we so uptight that we can’t laugh at ourselves anymore?  I just went through this same exhausting type of rigidity on FB as a couple of posters here have displayed.  Personally Evan, I loved it and thought it was great!  It wasn’t just the phrases but the facial expressions that went along with it!  The only thing that was missing was that thing some women (Kim Kardashian anyone?) do with their voice that they hit such a low pitch it sounds like their voice is cracking.  Good stuff!

  21. 21
    starthrower68

    @Ileana #16, there’s one for Asian girls too.  I’m waiting on one for Redneck girls.  I’m not a redneck girl, but it would still be funny.

  22. 22
    Janet

    All girls may not say these things but I know that my friends I say at least 80% of this stuff.  Love it:)

  23. 23
    Laura S.

    I didn’t hear one “fabulous” in that clip!    I know a few women who overuse it so badly I have the urge to choke them out when they speak.  

    I thought the video clip was cute, but it did remind me why I prefer to hang with guys, choosing to operate heavy equipment instead of working in an office.  Then I had 3 daughters!

  24. 24
    MAXINE

    HAPPY NEW YEAR EVAN:  (:

    You are definitely a crazy but delicious dude.  I have read all of your blogs and have found it most helpful.  Yes, I even purchased your Ebook.  Wow!  I have learned so much from you.  I now know when the guys are just BS artists.  Who knows when I will find just the right one, but at least I can’t be fooled anymore because of your teachings.  Teach on – please!  Thanks so much for all your help.  God Bless you, your wife and beautiful  baby girl.  Mazel tov!

  25. 25
    AnnieC

    Too funny :)

    The question is…how badly does this annoy men!! hehe :) 

  26. 26
    Walt

    Very Funny! Thanks for the laugh.  Sometimes we take life way to serious! Just look at some of the above comments. Wow.  Not finding something funny should result in not laughing. But setting off a pissed off rant? Lighten up a bit, learn to laugh at life and yourself. It makes life a lot more enjoyable.

  27. 27
    Starr

    I’m with Ileana, didn’t think this was funny and didn’t relate. 

  28. 28
    my honest answer

    Dan – I think the repetition was SUPPOSED to be annoying – that’s kind of half the point.

  29. 29
    Teresa

    Totally did not relate to it but then I have not been a girl in a very long time. 

  30. 30
    Katarina Phang

    Gee, lighten up, Maria!  Something else probably annoyed you yesterday.

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