Shit Girls Say

Are there stereotypes in here? Yes. Does every woman say these things? No.

Do enough of them say things like this to make this a surprisingly funny and accurate spoof? Hell, yes.

So please, laugh, enjoy, and share with your friends.

What other things do women say that aren’t included in this video?

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  1. 1

    Maybe my sense of humor is underdeveloped, but I didn’t really find it funny.   Not offensive either, just sort of blah.   Maybe this is more funny to men than to women?

  2. 2

    Funny!   I am totally guilty of doing more than half of those things!   LOL Twinsies!

  3. 3

    OMG, I thought this was hysterical!   I saw myself in so many of these scenarios, I never realized…so true.

    What’s missing is:   I have to go to the ladies room, do you have to  go?    

    Love it, I’m sharing this video…          

  4. 4

    I also thought this video was not at all funny. There was nothing remarkable about it. In fact, the repetition was annoying.

  5. 5
    Jackie Holness


  6. 6

    Honestly, Evan, though I generally respect and appreciate you. you are supposed to be a WRITER. I always thought that this meant a talented person who could craft thoughts and ideas in an exceptional way…using his exceptional vocabulary and language skills.
    When I opened my e-mail and saw the title of this entry, I was DISGUSTED. I won’t even bother to read it, if you, or the person you are citing, couldn’t even bother to find a word that doesn’t mean excrement to express an idea or observation. I feel that you are becoming part of   “The Dumbing Down of America.” by placing this video on your site.
    One more stunt like this and I will be an EX-subscriber.
    I am so disappointed!
    Thanks for listening.

    1. 6.1
      Evan Marc Katz

      Thank you, Maria, for your candid feedback. Best of luck with your future dating endeavors.


      1. 6.1.1

        Hihihi  ðŸ˜‚

        How satisfying every time you react this way to ridiculously critical people.

        I’m thinking of kicking her  butt for being  a prick. Game ?

    2. 6.2


      Darlin’, please, climb down from that soapbox, and remove the stick from…well, you know. I’m sure you’ll feel much better without it up there (and I’m sure everyone around you will, as well). I mean, it’s only a word, (even if it’s one of the seven George Carlin said you can’t say on TV)

      1. 6.2.1

        Buck I just wanted to say you’ve started to sound a bit more aggressive of late in your posts, not quite as thoughtful as the new Buck, but a bit more like the old one. Is everything okay? I hope so, I rather like your contributions of late 🙂

        (I want to make this clear that I being 100% sincere, I do care if something’s up and do hope you’re well)

  7. 7

    Hilarious!   Especially the crunching potato chips part!

  8. 8

    This was really funny, and love the wig! i’m glad you posted it, it lightens things up for the weekend.
    My more serious reaction would be that it kind of implies that women are all Valley Girls with low intelligence. In truth, I know some sharp, amazing women who talk a little like this some of the time…. but hey!   guys still love us!
    Evan, in all fairness you should try and find a clip of how guys talk…. that might be even funnier for us girls. Thanks for the levity.

    1. 8.1
      Evan Marc Katz

      There is a clip of a woman impersonating a man. I didn’t find it as funny. Maybe it was because she spoke like a guy on Jersey Shore. The best one I saw was a black woman imitating a white woman. Find it on YouTube, you won’t be disappointed.

  9. 9

    I ironically watched all three episodes this morning before I saw that you had posted it. Hysterical! Especially episode 2.
    Hilariously true – thanks for sharing!

  10. 10

    Yes, I saw that one too! Very funny.

  11. 11

    I love these clips…hilarious! thanks for brightening my weekend

  12. 12

    Maria….what makes you laugh?   I think it is great to laugh at ourselves!   I loved all of the other parodies!

    Great break from all the serious stuff that is happening!    

  13. 13

    other things we say:

    “Do you have any candy?”
    “Do you have any chocolate?”
    “Can I have a sip of your wine, beer, coke, Diet Coke, _____, ________”
    “Do you have any tampons?”
    “Is he single?”
    “I’ve GOT to have those shoes!”
    “I would kill for your hair, skin, body, that dress, those shoes, _______; _________.
    “Is he straight?”
    “He was a jerk and he can’t kiss at all.”
    And in the South, some version of the following:

    “Her house is lovely, bless her heart, but her children are little monsters”

  14. 14

    Personally, i didn’t find this funny. However, i found the other video about sh*t black girls say waaaay funnier… and plus, those aren’t only black girls reacting like that… Especially the ‘do you love me’ line. Always cracks me up to hear it. Was it because of PC reasons that you decided NOT to put the link with the black girls? Just wondering 😛

  15. 15

    Evan, you’re going to have to give us more than that to go on, re the clip you mentioned…

  16. 16

    ROTFL!   My favorite one was the greeting scream… My friends and I SO do that… and the scream gets up to deafening levels when it’s a long-lost friend or someone you are surprised to randomly run into.
    And the mouthing scenes were funny… the one where she’s mouthing she’s on the phone…

  17. 17

    I think that what makes this hilarious is that he does for broke with the clothing(and he has surprisingly good legs in those heels and skirts) and the wig and I think he just nails the tone of the way that a certain type of 20 something female talks to her friends…

    So if this was just a list, it wouldn’t work, but getting acted out, yes, it feels like being in grad school or a bar or a store with young American women.   

    I think it’s interesting that some women take umbrage with it b/c it’s basically the truncated You Tube version of Sex in the City…and I didn’t hear a lot of women getting upset with that portrayal of a specific demographic of urban, well-heeled 30-40 something women.   

    I kind of get tired of people who take any kind of satire as being offensive.   Some things are offensive, but in my female opinion, this isn’t one of them.     

  18. 18

    Oh sorry for the double post but the one by Chescaleigh where she imitates a white women captures a lot of the things that get said to black women by their white “friends.”   And people are mad about that one too…

    She too does a great job impersonating a certain type of young and privileged girl too.  

  19. 19

    I’m 47 and my teenage sons showed me this clip last week.   I think it is hilarious – those guys really pegged a  majority of females, including tone and inflection in voice!!!  While I don’t say “twinsies” or scream when I see other females, I do say just about everything else spoofed.

    There is another video Shit Guys Say which  if a former beer ad and definitely right on also.   

    It is daily that I wonder how males and females  can possibly spend their lives together when they are inherently so different.  I hate to say it but our  evolutionary history says women live in groups and raise children while the men  are really here  to populate the earth.    If God truly wanted us to mate for life,  he wouldn’t have made men so frustrating!!!  It’s very easy to conceive a baby and to give birth relative to having a lasting relationship with the opposite sex.  Think about it.    

  20. 20

    Oh for the love of Mike, are we so uptight that we can’t laugh at ourselves anymore?   I just went through this same exhausting type of rigidity on FB as a couple of posters here have displayed.   Personally Evan, I loved it and thought it was great!   It wasn’t just the phrases but the facial expressions that went along with it!   The only thing that was missing was that thing some women (Kim Kardashian anyone?) do with their voice that they hit such a low pitch it sounds like their voice is cracking.   Good stuff!

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