Bad Date Bingo


Been on a string of bad dates lately? Did he check out other women during the date? Talk about himself too much? Make you plan the date?

Take heart — even if you weren’t able to score on your date, you could still be a winner with Schmitten Kitten’s Bad Date Bingo!

I can guarantee you this: for all you complain about dating, as a veteran of 300 dates over 10 years, I can pretty much match any of you, bad story for bad story. In retrospect, you’ll see that none of it means anything and the quicker you can laugh at the bad dates and put yourself back out there, the quicker you’ll find a love that lasts. Just last night my wife was telling me that she loves my bad date stories (this one was about me paying for a nice sushi dinner, not getting a “thank you” at the end of the night, and then giving oral sex without receiving any in return. Ah, how I loved being single!)

Anyway, take a look at the card here and share your WORST date below…

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    I went on a date with a guy whose profile picture I discovered when I met him was *very* flattering. He insisted we go out somewhere close to his house so he could walk there because he didn’t have a car, even though it was a long way for me to drive. At 33, he still lived with his mother and was a student who, even though he only studied 7 months of the year, didn’t feel like getting a job. But, that was ok, he assured me, he wouldn’t expect me to “pay for everything”. He did however expect me to spring for my own drink.

    Despite all of this he seemed to think he had a lot going for him and spoke arrogantly of his superior intelligence and opinions, and how stupid other people were.

    He seemed to think that the date had gone rather well, however, and texted me later in the week to suggest that we “Skype”. Be still, my beating heart.


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