What’s the Most Ridiculous Reason You’ve Ever Dumped Someone?

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  1. 21
    MyNameIs....Well, Fill in the blank.

    Hey! Well, i have only had a couple relationships. And both dumped me, i was never the one to break up with them. My first relationship was the one that takes the cake. He dumped me on  Christmas  for another girl…how is that? MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY! I’M DUMPING YOU! <3  

  2. 22

    I dumped a guy for being short and not well built, thing is I didn’t notice these things about him AT ALL when we first started dating.   Then he would not stand up for me, and be terrified of conflict – then I started thinking of his physical stature as a physical manifestation of him being weak.   He also cheated on me due to peer pressure.   I felt it all went hand in hand.   He was too scared of introducing me to his parents, they’re conservative Christians and I’m agnostic.
    All came down to how scared he was.
    Took 4 years to realise.  

    1. 22.1

      I left him because was short. He also was banging some side girls, which I could have overlooked, had he been a few inches taller.


  3. 23

    Well, here’s three really bad (at the time they seemed legitimate) reasons I broke up with someone;

    1.) She admitted to me that when she was younger, she used one of those “sweater shavers” that remove fabric pills from clothes, like a pretend razor. She actually shaved the peach fuzz from her face. She told me her hair grew in at the corners of her lips now because of it. I couldn’t get past the idea of kissing a girl who may grow a mustache at some point.

    2.) I was making out with a girl I had been dating for a few weeks. I was pretty young at the time, so all my experiences had been with girls between 16 to 22 (from the time I was 16 to 22). This girl was closer to 30 and had a child. When it came time to get a little more bold, I remember feeling up one of her boobs (over the shirt). I was shocked with how “mushy” they felt. In my mind they felt like a smooth lump of mashed potatoes. I guess I was used to breasts that had not yet been ravaged by a baby. Needless to say, I put the brakes on the evening and broke up with her the next day.

    Now that I’m older, I realize how petty these issues were. But, that’s the dating world for you. Fickle and cruel…

    1. 23.1

      Sorry guys and gals, meant to say “two reasons”

  4. 24
    Single Lady

    Once, I got dumped for a stupid reason. When he first talked to his Mom about me, he told her my last name. She answered that I was his cousin. So obviously he freaked out. He asked me if I was related to Mary and Andrew. So I called my Dad and asked him. He told me he didn’t think so but if we were it was really far related. I repeated that to my boyfriend. Just to make sure we weren’t, he called his Grandma. When he hung up, he messaged me on Facebook and told me that his Grandma heard my Dad’s name before so ”in some way” we would be related. He felt uncomfortable so he dumped me. But the thing is…. HE’S ADOPTED! So I might be ”related” to his ADOPTIVE Dad. And if I am, it’s really far. So yeah… seems like a ridiculous reason to me!

    1. 24.1

      Just like an episode of Seinfeld.

      1. 24.1.1
        Single Lady


  5. 25

    I got dumped and stood up by a guy I was having sex with for over 5 years. He texted me he found Jesus and therefore we could no longer fornicate as he put it.   But he loved me as a good friend. We planned to meet for lunch one day after that.. ( I should of known he wouldn’t show up after he kept switching days and times) anyway he didn’t think I deserved any apology because i was supposed to understand his situation with his son. Needless to day were not even friends anymore. .it’s been over six months since I last seen or spoken to him..ps I called him a coward.

  6. 26

    I dump a guy for having a small or short penis

    1. 26.1

      Me too, and once, because a guy’s penis was too big; I love anal and there was no way I was going to let him cram that monster into my tush.

      It would be so much easier if guys just dropped trow while asking you out on a date so you could view the merchandise before commiting to anything.

    2. 26.2

      Yes. So have I.

      Because the penis was so small, sex was extremely nondescript. I would break up with someone if the sex was bad, whatever the reason.


      This may not be  that  ridiculous, but I once broke up with a guy because he drunk-called me at 2 am apologising that he had stayed out late and hadn’t called earlier and then started having a sobbing session about his ex-girlfriend. So I ended it.

  7. 27
    Brent M

    I just got broken up with because I bought a home in a nice part of San Antonio. She apparently wanted to move out of state. But didn’t tell me.   So i put down on the home. And then told her. Then she told me her plans that she has been planning for months. and so now because of buying a home, I am single again.

  8. 28

    I have been dumped twice recently for I think ridiculous reasons

    1. Dating 3 months. Out on a date walking along the river to a pub with my dog. My dog was on a lead and there was a stray dog at the pub. My dog bit it as it was annoying him (although he’s never done it before) didn’t draw blood and the other dog was fine. No contact for 2 days then told its over as he never wants to see my dog again and it should be put down! Haha


    2. Rekindled recent romance. On Saturday night he was drinking and sent me a rather naughty text. Was out of character for him and I said I wasn’t cross. Got told he never wants to see me again as he’s embarrassed.

  9. 29

    Together for 5 months. Then all of a sudden she texts me that she is ”loyal to her parents’. If that was the case then i dont know what the previous 5 months were. I also found out that she lied t me, cheated on me and never really loved me. Now thats a grade a hurt package.

  10. 30

    I want to leave my boyfriend because he’s too flabby aan lazy. He doesn’t want to join me in activities that require physical activity. I want to go toExtreme action Park. He told mm it was childish.   I’m concerned about his health. Both of his parents have diabetes. My family member don’t die until they’re in their 90s or above 100. He’s also from Connecticut.

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